Batman’s enduring adversary, the Joker, has been portrayed in a myriad of distinctive ways: Whether he’s a product of societal breakdowns and inadequate mental health support (Joaquin Phoenix in Joker), a heavily tattooed killer (Jared Leto in Suicide Squad), a self-proclaimed “agent of chaos” (Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight), a whimsical sadist (voiced by Mark Hamill in Batman: The Animated Series), or a sharply dressed homicidal jester (Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton’s Batman), one thing the Clown Prince of Crime certainly isn’t, is a hero.
Joker Quotes
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “Why so serious?”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
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Joker Quote
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Why so serious?”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… It’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”
🃏 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
🃏 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do… things.”
🃏 “Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint.”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “As my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
🃏 “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what’s killing you inside.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you?”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… It’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke.”
🃏 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do… things.”
🃏 “Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint.”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “As my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
🃏 “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what’s killing you inside.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you?”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… It’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke.”
🃏 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do… things.”
🃏 “Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint.”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “As my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
🃏 “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what’s killing you inside.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you?”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… It’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke.”
🃏 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do… things.”
🃏 “Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint.”
🃏 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
🃏 “As my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
🃏 “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what’s killing you inside.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you?”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… It’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke.”
🃏 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do
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Quotes About The Joker
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” 🌌
🃏 “Why so serious?” 😈
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” 🔄
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.” 🔥
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” 😁
🃏 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” 🚫
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.” 🤡
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.” 🌪️
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” 🔥
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.” 🌀
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” 💰
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” 📈
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?” 📅
🃏 “I like dynamite… and gunpowder… and gasoline!” 💥
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one… You know, I just do things.” 🚗
🃏 “I’ve had a change of heart.” ❤️
🃏 “I’m going to make this pencil disappear.” ✏️
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” 🔥
🃏 “Let’s put a smile on that face!” 😃
🃏 “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” 🧠
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?” 🤔
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” 🔥
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.” 💣
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” 💸
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” 📈
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?” 📅
🃏 “I like dynamite… and gunpowder… and gasoline!” 💥
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one… You know, I just do things.” 🚗
Joker Quotes Dark Knight
🃏 Why so serious? Life’s a joke, and I’m the punchline.
🃏 Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.
🃏 Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
🃏 I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.
🃏 Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what’s killing you inside.
🃏 You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.
🃏 The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
🃏 I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.
🃏 Intimidation and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated.
🃏 It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!
🃏 You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.
🃏 It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!
🃏 As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.
🃏 If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
🃏 Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars.
🃏 I’m an agent of chaos.
🃏 You can’t rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself, don’t we?
🃏 Let’s put a smile on that face!
🃏 I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard.
🃏 It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.
🃏 Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
🃏 The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
🃏 I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.
🃏 I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it… I’m not a schemer.
The Joker Quotes
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “Why so serious?”
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
🃏 “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away…forever.”
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do…things.”
🃏 “If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!”
🃏 “I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning psychopath.”
🃏 “I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.”
🃏 “As my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
🃏 “I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist.”
🃏 “Let’s put a smile on that face!”
🃏 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword! “
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos…”
🃏 “This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.”
🃏 “Don’t talk like you’re one of them! You’re not, even if you’d like to be.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!”
🃏 “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
🃏 “I’m an idea, a state of mind.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do…things.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
🃏 “I’m an idea, a state of mind.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
Heath Ledger Joker Quotes
🃏 “Why so serious?”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🃏 “You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.”
🃏 “You wanna know how I got these scars?”
🃏 “I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”
🃏 “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you complete me.”
🃏 “Do I look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “Let’s put a smile on that face!”
🃏 “A little fight in you. I like that.”
🃏 “I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level.”
🃏 “I’m a man of my word.”
🃏 Why so serious?
🃏 Introduce a little anarchy.
🃏 It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.
🃏 I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.
🃏 Smile, because it confuses people.
🃏 Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
🃏 You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
🃏 I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!
🃏 It’s a funny world we live in.
🃏 I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
🃏 If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
🃏 It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.
🃏 Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
🃏 I’m only burning my half.
🃏 I’m an agent of chaos.
🃏 Wanna know how I got these scars?
🃏 It’s simple, we kill the Batman.
🃏 And… here… we… go!
🃏 I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!
🃏 Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions.
🃏 You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!
🃏 I’m an agent of chaos.
🃏 If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
🃏 I’m a man of my word.
🃏 Wanna know how I got these scars?
🃏 This town deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.
🃏 Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face!
🃏 Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
🃏 You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
🃏 It’s a funny world we live in.
🃏 You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.
🃏 It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.
🃏 It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.
🃏 It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.
🃏 I’m a man of my word.
🃏 Wanna know how I got these scars?
🃏 I’m a man of my word.
🃏 You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.
🃏 It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.
🃏 I’m a man of my word.
🃏 I’m an agent of chaos.
🃏 I’m an agent of chaos.
🃏 If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
🃏 I’m a man of my word.
Batman Dark Knight Joker Quotes
“Why so serious?” 😈
“Introduce a little anarchy.” 🔥
“Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” 🌀
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” 🃏
“It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.” 💬
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push!” 🌪️
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?” 🤡
“I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!” 🐶
“I just did what I do best: I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.” 🔁
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” 💰
“I’m only burning my half.” 🔥
“The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers.” 🕵️♂️
“This town deserves a better class of criminal.” 💼
“You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father!” 👨👦
“I’m an agent of chaos.” 🌀
“Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying!” 😱
“I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level.” ⬇️
“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.” 🔊
“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.” 💪
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” 😁
“As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.” 🌌
“It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.” 📩
“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” 🚫
“I’m a man of simple tastes, and I’m always ready to kill for a taste of the good life.” 🗡️
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” 💸
“I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no! No. You… you complete me.” 🔄
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” 😄
“You know, I don’t want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and, uh… Rachel… were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon’s cage.” 📞
“It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns.” 🔥
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🦇 “You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!”
🦇 “There’s no going back. You’ve changed things. Forever.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🦇 “The Joker is a supervillain and the arch-nemesis of Batman.”
🃏 “It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.”
🦇 “Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face!”
🃏 “Why so serious? I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do…things.”
🦇 “You see, their morals, their code…it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.”
🃏 “The Joker: the most dangerous man in Gotham City.”
🦇 “I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!”
🦇 “The Joker is a terrorist in the best sense of the word.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🦇 “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🦇 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions.”
🦇 “As you know, madness is like gravity… all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🦇 “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🦇 “The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”
🃏 “I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”
🦇 “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🦇 “You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🦇 “Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🦇 “The Joker, a psychopathic killer clown who’s been terrorizing Gotham City.”
🃏 “It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
🦇 “I have one rule, Batman: I will not kill you, but I don’t have to save you!”
🃏 “The mob has plans. The cops have plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds.”
🦇 “You don’t listen, do you? I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no… no! No. You… you complete me.”
🃏 “Now, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of potential for aggressive expansion.”
🦇 “I’ll settle for his loved ones.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”
🦇 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”
Batman Joker Quotes Dark Knight
🦇 “I’m not a hero. I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order.”
🦇 “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”
🃏 “Why so serious?”
🦇 “Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🦇 “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”
🦇 “You’ll hunt me. You’ll condemn me. Set the dogs on me.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🦇 “The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”
🃏 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we?”
🦇 “Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies shared my dread.”
🃏 “Why do you want to kill me? I’m not the one who brought the explosives.”
🦇 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “I wear a mask. And that mask, it’s not to hide who I am, but to create what I am.”
🃏 “A little fight in you. I like that.”
🦇 “People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “I have one rule: never kill.”
🃏 “I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.”
🦇 “You’re just a freak, like me.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
🦇 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
🃏 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
🦇 “You can’t give in! You can’t give in!”
🃏 “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions.”
🦇 “You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.”
🃏 “It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!”
🦇 “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
🃏 “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog
really is.”
🦇 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
🃏 “It’s simple, we kill the Batman.”
🦇 “The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”
🃏 “I’m a man of my word.”
🦇 “I’m not wearing hockey pads.”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “You don’t want to hurt the boy, Harvey.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things.”
🦇 “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”
🃏 “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.”
🦇 “You’ll hunt me. You’ll condemn me. Set the dogs on me.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.”
🦇 “It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “A little fight in you. I like that.”
🦇 “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🦇 “I’m not a hero. I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be.”
🃏 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
🦇 “Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more.”
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”
🦇 “You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “I have one rule: never kill.”
🃏 “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions.”
🦇 “You can’t give in! You can’t give in!”
🃏 “I’m a man of my word.”
🦇 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
🃏 “It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!”
🦇 “You’re just a freak, like me.”
🃏 “I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.”
🦇 “Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies shared my dread.”
🃏 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
🦇 “I wear a mask. And that mask, it’s not to hide who I am, but to create what I am.”
🃏 “A little fight in you. I like that.”
🦇 “People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
🃏 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
🦇 “You can’t give in! You can’t give in!”
🃏 “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions.”
🦇 “You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.”
🃏 “It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!”
🦇 “I have one rule: never kill.”
🃏 “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🦇 “Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more.”
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”
🦇 “You’re just a freak, like me.”
🃏 “I’m a man of my word.”
🦇 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
🃏 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we?”
🦇 “Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies shared my dread.”
🃏 “Why do you want to kill me? I’m not the one who brought the explosives.”
🦇 “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
Joker And Harley Quinn Quotes
🃏 Joker Quotes:
“Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”
“Why so serious?”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
“I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
“As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.”
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
“It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.”
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
“I just want my phone call.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
“The pen, is truly mightier than the sword.”
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
“And I thought my jokes were bad.”
“Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.”
“I like this job – I like it.”
“Let’s put a smile on that face!”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“This town deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!”
“You complete me.”
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions.”
“You can’t win, Batman. You’re absolutely, utterly, positively, 100% unstoppable.”
“Oh, I’m not gonna kill you… I’m just gonna hurt you really, really bad.”
“I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
“As my plastic surgeon always says, if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
“Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!”
“If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!”
“I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.”
“It’s a funny world we live in.”
“One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town will follow my fall.”
“If someone hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason.”
“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
“I’ve proved my point. I’ve demonstrated there’s no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day.”
“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another…”
“I like that job – I like it.”
“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying!”
“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.”
“I now do what other people only dream.”
“Let’s put a smile on that face!”
“If you are good at something, never do it for free.”
“This city deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them.”
“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.”
“I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“It’s not about the money… it’s about sending a message.”
💔 Harley Quinn Quotes:
“We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”
“I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”
“I’m not gonna kill you, I’m just gonna hurt you really, really bad.”
“I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”
“You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like.”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”
“I’m not a disordered insane woman.”
“You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like.”
“Can I have everything I want, all the time?”
“I’m not a disordered insane woman.”
“If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane.”
“I was thinking about taking over a country. Any suggestions?”
“I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”
“I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“Why so serious?”
“Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
“You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!”
“I’m not exactly a team player. Every gang needs a leader.”
“I’m not insane. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.”
💔 Harley Quinn Quotes:
“I’m not a bad girl. I’m just misunderstood.”
“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”
“Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?”
“We’re bad guys; it’s what we do.”
“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”
“I’m not fragile like a flower; I’m fragile like a bomb.”
“I’m the queen of Gotham City!”
“It’s not about who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”
“Falling in love is like giving someone a loaded gun and trusting them not to pull the trigger.”
🖤 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes:
“You’re the only one who gets to decide what kind of person you are, Harleen.”
“Normal is a setting on the dryer.”
“I found my puddin’!”
“We’re gonna have so much fun together, ’cause you’re my number one guy.”
“Harley Quinn, nice to meet ya. Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?”
“You don’t like me? Fine. But don’t pretend like you don’t think I’m a genius.”
“If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane!”
“Can’t we just let me kill you a little bit?”
“It’s the ones who break the rules that make life interesting.”
“In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown!”
🃏 More Joker Quotes:
“I’m not a schemer. I show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.”
“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
“Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what’s killing you inside.”
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.”
“I don’t want to kill you. What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers?”
“As though we were made for each other, beauty and the beast.”
“What doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”
“It’s not about money… It’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
💔 More Harley Quinn Quotes:
“I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to love, you’re just as insane as I am.”
“I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”
“Harley Quinn, nice to meetcha! Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?”
“I’ve been to hell and back, and back to hell…and back.”
“Behind every successful man, is a badass broad like me.”
“To the right person, you’re everything.”
“I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya really, really bad.”
“The one and only Harley Quinn!”
“If I’m mad enough to skip the crying, you know you’ve messed up.”
“Aw, c’mon, Puddin’—don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’?
Jokes Hilarious Monday Quotes Funny
🌞 Rise and shine! It’s Monday, the perfect day to be awesome.
☕️ Coffee: the official sponsor of Monday mornings.
😴 Monday is a reminder that weekends are too short!
🚀 Brace yourselves, Monday mode activated!
🍳 Eggs and Mondays are both easier to handle sunny side up.
🌈 Mondays are for fresh starts and new beginnings.
💼 Another Monday, another opportunity to crush it!
🎉 Celebrating Mondays with a dance-off… with my snooze button.
😂 Monday blues? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
🕺 Dancing my way through Monday like nobody’s watching!
🌟 Embrace the magic of Mondays and sparkle all week.
🐢 Slow down, Monday! We just got started.
🌼 Monday: the day when coffee needs coffee.
🚗 On Mondays, even my coffee needs a coffee.
🎶 Cue the Monday playlist: “I Will Survive.”
💤 Waking up on Monday should be an Olympic sport.
🍩 Donut worry, be happy—it’s Monday!
🎈 Monday motivation level: over 9000!
🥱 Monday, please be kind. I’m still recovering from the weekend.
🏃♀️ Running on coffee and Monday vibes.
🌻 Mondays are like mini-New Years every week.
🚀 Launching into Monday like… (insert rocket emoji)
🎯 Monday goal: conquer the world (or at least my inbox).
📅 Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
💥 Boom! Monday just got owned.
🌞 Good morning, Monday! Let’s make this week awesome.
👓 Monday: nothing a bit of retail therapy can’t fix.
🎈 Monday is the new Friday… in an alternate universe.
🐢 Slow down, Monday. We just got here.
🚀 Monday: time to sparkle and shine!
🛋 Monday vibes: Netflix, couch, and a lot of snacks.
🏖 Monday blues? Plan your next escape.
👩💻 Monday mode: activated. Let’s do this!
💭 Dear Monday, can we just skip to Friday?
🌈 Monday’s calling! Time to answer with positivity.
🌟 Today’s forecast: 99% chance of coffee.
🍩 Donut worry, be happy—it’s Monday!
🎶 Cue the Monday playlist: “I Will Survive.”
🥱 Monday, please be kind. I’m still recovering from the weekend.
🏃♀️ Running on coffee and Monday vibes.
🌻 Mondays are like mini-New Years every week.
🚀 Launching into Monday like… (insert rocket emoji)
🎯 Monday goal: conquer the world (or at least my inbox).
📅 Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
💥 Boom! Monday just got owned.
🌞 Good morning, Monday! Let’s make this week awesome.
👓 Monday: nothing a bit of retail therapy can’t fix.
🎈 Monday is the new Friday… in an alternate universe.
🐢 Slow down, Monday. We just got here.
🚀 Monday: time to sparkle and shine!
🛋 Monday vibes: Netflix, couch, and a lot of snacks.
🏖 Monday blues? Plan your next escape.
👩💻 Monday mode: activated. Let’s do this!
💭 Dear Monday, can we just skip to Friday?
🌈 Monday’s calling! Time to answer with positivity.
🌟 Today’s forecast: 99% chance of coffee.
🌈 Rain or shine, Monday arrives right on time.
🎉 Let’s turn this Monday into a funday!
🌺 Monday: a fresh start to chase your dreams.
📅 Monday: the weekly opportunity to reset and restart.
🌸 Bloom where you are planted—especially on Mondays.
💤 Wishing you a Monday as easy as Sunday morning.
🌞 Rise and shine! It’s Monday o’clock.
🚀 Kickstart your week with a smile—it’s Monday!
🎈 Balloons for your Monday blues!
🥱 Wake me up when Monday ends… just kidding, let’s do this!
🎉 Celebrate Monday like it’s the weekend’s cousin!
📅 Mark your calendar: Monday is the day to shine.
🐦 Early bird gets the Monday worm!
🥱 Monday’s got nothing on my coffee game.
🌟 Shine bright like a Monday!
🌈 Embrace Monday with open arms and a full heart.
🎈 Monday, the underrated hero of the week.
💤 Dreaming of weekends on a Monday afternoon.
🍔 Make Monday delicious again!
🌺 Monday: the day for fresh starts and second chances.
🎉 Party like it’s… Monday!
🥱 Monday: a test of coffee’s true powers.
📅 Monday’s calling, are you ready to answer?
🚀 Blast off into Monday with positivity and purpose!
🌞 Good morning, Monday! Let’s make waves.
🎈 Balloons to lift your Monday spirits!
🥱 Mondays are just practice for the rest of the week.
🌟 Sparkle and shine—it’s Monday time!
🌈 Monday magic: making the week brighter.
🍦 Make Monday sweet like ice cream!
📅 Monday moments: make them memorable.
🎉 Party on a Monday? Why not!
🥱 Beat the Monday blues with coffee and courage.
🚀 Launch into Monday with a smile!
🌞 Rise and shine—it’s Monday’s time to shine!
Quotes From The Dark Knight Joker
🃏 “Why so serious?”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.”
🃏 “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
🃏 “Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
🃏 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
🃏 “You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.”
🃏 “I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.”
🃏 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
🃏 “I’m an agent of chaos.”
🃏 “I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.”
🃏 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
🃏 “Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
🃏 “You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying.”
🃏 “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
🃏 “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
🃏 “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
Batman Joker Quotes
“I wear a mask. And that mask, it’s not to hide who I am, but to create what I am.”
“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”
“I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman.”
“A hero can be anyone, even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy’s shoulders to
let him know that the world hadn’t ended.”
“I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”
“It’s not just your name, sir! It’s your father’s name! And it’s all that’s left of him.”
“The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”
“Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more.”
“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
“Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies share my dread.”
🃏 Joker Quotes:
“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
“Why so serious?”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.”
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.”
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
“Madness is the emergency exit.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
🦇🃏 Batman and Joker Interactions:
“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.”
“You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun.”
“I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
“Very poor choice of words.”
“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.”
“You complete me.”
“I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level.”
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!”
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
🃏 More Quotes:
“I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises.” – Batman
“All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to ’em!” – Joker
“I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be.” – Batman
“Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!” – Joker
“The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.” – Two-Face
“You can’t change the rules in the middle of the game.” – Batman
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?” – Joker
“The night is darkest just before the dawn.” – Harvey Dent
“You don’t get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.” – Batman
“As you know, madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!” – Joker
🃏 More Interactions:
“This city just showed you that it’s full of people ready to believe in good.” – Batman
“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.” – Joker
“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” – Batman
“I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers?” – Joker
“I’m not wearing hockey pads!” – Batman
“The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds.” – Joker
“I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.” – Batman
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Joker
“Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies share my dread.” – Batman
“You complete me.” – Joker
🦇🃏 Final Quotes:
“I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level.” – Joker
“You wanna know how I got these scars?” – Joker
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” – Harvey Dent
“Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more.” – Batman
“A hero can be anyone, even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy’s shoulders to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.” – Batman
“Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” – Joker
“I’m an agent of chaos.” – Joker
“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself.” – Joker
“It’s not just your name, sir! It’s your father’s name! And it’s all that’s left of him!” – Batman
“The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.” – Harvey Dent
Joker Harley Quinn Quotes
🃏 Joker Quotes:
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
“Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“Why so serious?”
“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
“As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!”
“You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!”
“I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.”
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
“It’s not about money… It’s about sending a message.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“Why so serious?”
“All I have are negative thoughts.”
“Don’t talk like you’re one of them, you’re not… even if you’d like to be.”
“As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
“If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!”
“As my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
“It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.”
“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.”
“You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.”
“I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You… you complete me.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.”
“I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“I’m only burning my half.”
“Very poor choice of words.”
“It’s simple, we kill the Batman.”
“A little fight in you. I like that.”
“The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”
“You just couldn’t let me go, could you?”
“Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
“I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers?”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.”
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.”
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”
“I’m an agent of chaos.”
Jokes Funny Mothers Day Quotes
🌷 “I told my mom she’s invading my personal space. She said, ‘You came out of my personal space.'”
🌷 “Mom: Why is there money in the washing machine? Me: It was dirty, so I cleaned it.”
🌷 “I got it from my mama—my sense of humor, that is.”
🌷 “Behind every great mom is a kid who’s rolling their eyes.”
🌷 “Mom: Why did you get such a low grade? Me: Because of absence. Mom: You were absent on the day of the exam? Me: No, but the boy who sits next to me was.”
🌷 “Mom: What do you want for dinner? Me: Food. Mom: And do you want to sleep tonight?”
🌷 “Mom: Why is your room so messy? Me: Gravity.”
🌷 “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
🌷 “I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.”
🌷 “Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Young.”
🌷 “My nickname at home is ‘Mom’s ATM.'”
🌷 “My mother’s idea of a great Mother’s Day is to sit back and watch me do all the work.”
🌷 “I got it from my mama—my ability to eat a whole cake without gaining weight.”
🌷 “Mom: I love you. Me: I love cake. Mom: Are you trying to say something? Me: Yes, I love you too.”
🌷 “I got my looks from my mom. She’s the one who gave me this resting sarcastic face.”
🌷 “Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.”
🌷 “My mom said she learned how to juggle work, kids, and her sanity. I’m still waiting to see her juggle.”
🌷 “Mom: Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy? Me: I want you to be right.”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite magic trick is making my dad believe he’s the boss.”
🌷 “I got my sense of humor from my mom. She’s the one who laughs at her own jokes.”
🌷 “Mom: Why don’t you call me more often? Me: I’m at the top of your contacts list. You could call me.”
🌷 “Mom: I’m not just your mother; I’m your ATM, therapist, chef, chauffeur, and biggest fan. Me: And yet, you still think I’m the difficult one.”
🌷 “My mom’s superpower is knowing everything I’m up to without me having to say a word.”
🌷 “Mom: Why don’t you ever listen to me? Me: Because I have selective hearing. Mom: You mean selective obedience.”
🌷 “My mom always said laughter is the best medicine. That’s why she never stopped laughing at my choices.”
🌷 “Mom: What do you want for Mother’s Day? Me: A nap and a nanny.”
🌷 “My mom is like a phone’s autocorrect. She corrects my mistakes but often makes things more confusing.”
🌷 “Mom: Do you want to know what I was doing at your age? Me: Sure, I want to know why you think I can’t multitask either.”
🌷 “My mom said to follow my dreams, so I went back to bed.”
🌷 “Mom: Why are you always on your phone? Me: Why are you always on my case?”
🌷 “My mom doesn’t text; she sends novels with no punctuation and multiple exclamation points!!!”
🌷 “Mom: What’s your plan for the future? Me: Survive long enough to move back in.”
🌷 “My mom is proof that you can be strong and still yell at the Wi-Fi router.”
🌷 “Mom: I hope you have kids just like you. Me: Thank you for the warning.”
🌷 “My mom said she loved me to the moon and back. I still haven’t figured out why she went there without me.”
🌷 “Mom: Why are you always broke? Me: Inflation. Mom: You mean online shopping.”
🌷 “My mom’s version of ‘You’ll understand when you’re older’ is ‘You’ll understand when you have kids.'”
🌷 “Mom: You’re grounded. Me: This is why aliens don’t visit us.”
🌷 “My mom taught me everything about money. Except how to save it.”
🌷 “Mom: Why are you always tired? Me: It’s a side effect of being awesome.”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite hobby is correcting my grammar. If only she knew emojis aren’t punctuation!”
🌷 “Mom: When I was your age… Me: You had dinosaurs for pets, right?”
🌷 “My mom is the reason I have trust issues with expiration dates.”
🌷 “Mom: Why don’t you have a girlfriend? Me: Because I have you.”
🌷 “My mom is like a GPS. She knows where I am, even when I don’t.”
🌷 “Mom: I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it. Me: You’ve said that since I was 5. Should I be worried?”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite bedtime story is how she survived raising me.”
🌷 “Mom: Why didn’t you answer my call? Me: Because it was a ‘you’re in trouble’ ringtone.”
🌷 “My mom can find anything I’ve lost. Except her glasses.”
🌷 “Mom: Clean your room. Me: I don’t know where to start. Mom: Start with the door and don’t stop until everything’s on the bed.”
🌷 “My mom’s cooking is so good, even the smoke alarm cheers.”
🌷 “Mom: I brought you up to be polite. Me: I’m polite; I just have a special talent for sarcasm.”
🌷 “My mom’s idea of a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.”
🌷 “Mom: Why don’t you call me? Me: I’m giving you a chance to miss me.”
🌷 “My mom is like Google. She has an answer for everything.”
🌷 “Mom: Why don’t you ever listen to me? Me: Sorry, I was too busy being fabulous.”
🌷 “My mom’s cooking is the reason I have trust issues with takeout.”
🌷 “Mom: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Me: Why do banks have branches then?”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite workout is running late.”
🌷 “Mom: Are you ready? Me: Define ‘ready.'”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite TV show is ‘My Child, the Comedian.'”
🌷 “Mom: I don’t ask for much. Me: Except for an updated status report on my life every hour.”
🌷 “My mom is my biggest fan. She’s also my loudest critic.”
🌷 “Mom: What’s that on your face? Me: A smile. Mom: Wipe it off before it becomes a habit.”
🌷 “My mom’s phone is a better historian of my embarrassing moments than any library.”
🌷 “Mom: You’re late. Me: It’s fashionable to arrive after everyone else.”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite hobby is telling people how she’s right.”
🌷 “Mom: I love you. Me: I love sleep.”
🌷 “My mom’s advice on life: Laugh, love, and eat dessert first.”
🌷 “Mom: Why did you do that? Me: Because it seemed like a good idea at the time.”
🌷 “My mom’s idea of a spa day is hiding in the bathroom.”
🌷 “Mom: Are you even listening to me? Me: Yes, I’m just multitasking by ignoring you.”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite phrase is ‘I’ll do it myself.'”
🌷 “Mom: You never call. Me: You never text first.”
🌷 “My mom’s phone has more pictures of me than my own phone.”
🌷 “Mom: Why didn’t you do what I asked? Me: I didn’t want to.”
🌷 “My mom’s solution to any problem involves tea and a nap.”
🌷 “Mom: How did you get so smart? Me: I learned from the best.”
🌷 “My mom is the reason I have to be careful with what I say.”
🌷 “Mom: Why do you have so many clothes? Me: Because you bought them.”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite movie genre is documentaries about why she’s right.”
🌷 “Mom: Don’t use that tone with me. Me: What about this one?”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite day of the week is payday.”
🌷 “Mom: Why are you so dramatic? Me: It’s genetic.”
🌷 “My mom’s idea of a relaxing day involves coffee and quiet.”
🌷 “Mom: When I was your age… Me: The dinosaurs were still around, right?”
🌷 “My mom’s favorite phrase is ‘I told you so.'”
🌷 “Mom: Why didn’t you tell me earlier? Me: I didn’t want to hear ‘I told you so.'”
